“Choose one: You get a free, paid off house in the location of your choosing (no mortgage). No strings attached. Or: You get good season tickets (4 seats) to the team of your choice, 1 per calendar year. You also get a food & drink voucher worth $25 per game and a parking pass. You can pick a new team every year if you’d like. You can do this for life. What do you pick?”
House. I want to live by the water in peace. And even if I had the tickets, Cleveland teams would still lose. Both would be nice though.