K-SCORE: 81
Rapper: Young Jeezy
I love Young Jeezy. I can honestly say that his first album, the magnificently named "Let's Get It: Thug Motivation 101", is one of my favorites. I also read somewhere regarding Kanye West's opinion of Jeezy. The story was that Kanye would bring Jizzle in to listen to some songs he was working on for his dark twisted fantasy. If the Snowman didn't nod his head along with a song, Kanye immediately cut it. Powerful stuff. Let's see what Kyle thought about "Bury Me A G"
-Mike
Rest in peace, Mr. Jeezy. Obviously I wouldn’t dare give you a bad rating for having the courage and ability to record this quality rap right before you died from gunshot wounds to the chest. I’m giving you an eighty-one, and remember, patience is a virtue, so just wait in line at heaven like everyone else. “Your partners in hell aren’t going to be able to sneak you in the backdoor.”
I’m trying hard to not spend all of my time marveling at your ability to rap given the circumstances. I mean, I heard the whole conversation between the couple of guys talking about you, one of whom gave the command to “put some mother f*cking holes in that ni**a.” That was premeditated, and sounded motiveless. I don’t know “why they mad at” you. I’m sorry, Jeezy, you were so Young too.
It’s astonishing how clear your voice comes through despite the blood flooding your lungs, irregular heartbeat, considerable nausea, and shock. Imagine how ashamed the Birdman is; your song is way better than his and you’re literally dying while you recorded it. Crazy. You really kept your wits about you at the time of your death and I respect that. The content of “Bury Me a G” is really great, especially considering… you know. You acknowledge that the paramedics are there, but they can’t save you, and you express a list of regrets – things you could have done before your untimely demise, and give us special instructions as to how to bury you. They’re a bit weird, but I’ll do my best. Quick question – what are Evisu jeans? I don’t have a “throw away glock” but I can get one, but I’m not sure I’m going to be able to get a United States Department of Agriculture shirt in time for your funeral. It’s such a strange request. I’ll do my best. Maybe Amazon…
Your last hurrah in life sounds good. It’s enjoyable to listen to as it mixes in a good beat and background music with your decently creative lyrics. I’m not sure the girls screaming in the background periodically supplements the song, but it does fit in with the theme of “Bury Me a G” and it’s infrequent so I won’t count it against you.
A little side question, what’s “some Kanye sh*t?” Is that when you meet your daughter at Borders?
All in all, I’m quite pleased with your performance in “Bury Me a G” and you would have been awarded a high score regardless of your physical health at the time you recorded it.
What!? Everyone code red! Code Red! Go to apocalypse phase one! Wikipedia reports that Young Jeezy is still alive. Everyone get to your bunkers. Don’t let them bite you. And if anyone sees Young Jeezy, put some mother fucking holes in that zombie!