Ice Cream v. Beer


You can only eat ice cream or drink beer going forward in life. Which one do you choose?
— Mikey
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Ice cream.  Assuming that you mean I have to decide between giving up ice cream forever versus giving up beer forever, but with the rest of my diet remaining unaffected, I would give up beer.  I like ice cream more.  Though not much more.

If you mean that I'm only allowed to consume all ice cream or all beer then I also choose ice cream.  Both options would likely lead to my imminent death, but ice cream would be slower and I might survive if I was allowed to have all ranges of exotic favors.  This ice cream has steak in it and green beans!