“If you had to change your name to one of the names from Key & Peele’s East West Bowl, what name would it be? You can’t choose D’Marcus Williums or T.J. Juckson.”
I would choose Dan Smith - lame as that may be, do you really want your name to be a joke? If I had to choose one of the ridiculous names then I would go with either Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz because they could call me Leo and it’s a great name or I'd go with Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt because it’s the best. In that last case I'd request everyone calls me by my full name at all times. I would not respond to just Swirvithan.