“If you had to be one of the characters from the Big Lebowski in this world, who would it be and why? To clarify, you are not that character in the movie, you’re that character in the world today. So if you pick Jesus Quintana (which would be a surprising choice), you like to bowl, talk a lot of sexually explicit trash and are a pederast, but you live in Ohio.”
Jackie Treehorn. Because Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women... man.
