sci-fi

Fallout v. Deadspace


You have to chose between living in these two bad video game universes: 8 years in Fallout 3 or 24 hours in that game you wanted to play me to play with the lights out (forgot it’s name, but it is basically Event Horizon with more aliens in video game form.) What do you choose?
— Mikey
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I'm making a few assumptions in my answer that I think you'll find acceptable.  1) I'm assuming that second game is Deadspace, grotesque alien horror, really violent.  Yeah.  2) I'm assuming that this is a no extra-life no save and replay situation.  I die, i die.  3) I'm assuming that this is a real life representation of these worlds.  Living in them as if they were reality as the developers imagined them.

That said, 24 hours in Deadspace.  I'll take my chances.  And let me be clear, my chances of survival are next to nothing, but if I do survive my necromorph disaster, there are parts of the Deadspace universe where life continues essentially normally.  Even a high-tech enjoyable life of luxury in a futuristic society.  Those are not the experiences of protagonist Isaac Clark, but I could hope that I could maneuver my way around the terrifying man-hunting alien virus and evil cultists and find a spaceship to something better.  If not, 24 hours might be plausible to wait it out.

It would be far easier to survive the Fallout universe but less enjoyable to do so and not for eight fucking years.  Christ, it's still a total post-apocalyptic wasteland infested with radioactive scorpions the size of buses, fire breathing ants, mutants who carry sledgehammers and say things like, "I will wear your bones around my neck," and cannibals.  Something would get me eventually.  And even if it didn't, life for those years would be terrible.

Plus the girls in the Deadspace universe seem more attractive.  Well... at least until they sprout an extra row of teeth and tentacular razor swords from their shoulder blades.

Zorg v. Ruby Rod


Which character from the Fifth Element would you rather hang out with? Gary Oldman’s character (is his name Zorg?) for a month straight or Ruby Rod (Chris Tucker!) on weekends for one calendar year.
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Ruby Rod on weekends.  He'd get pretty annoying but I could tolerate it in short bursts and my weekends would be interesting.  I'd be worried Zorg would want me to do some contract killing or off me for my general dislike of authority.  Plus there's the whole "allies with a planet consuming evil" thing that might get in the way of us just casually hanging out.

Why not Lilu?  I feel like the fifth element would be would be kind of into me.

Cloned v. Uncloned Lebron


You get to make this choice: LeBron can be cloned and his clone can only be signed by the Cavs. The process requires LeBron to take next season off for the procedure and recovery, and for LeBron’s clone to also be unavailable for next season. They will both be available to the Cavs for the 2018-19 season. Do you clone LeBron? Feel free to ask any clarifying questions.
— Mikey
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Is the purpose of the clones to extend Lebron's career potentially indefinitely?  Or is the purpose so that Lebron can play alongside Lebron?  Do stats for the clones get recorded separately?  Do the clones have any special connection or is it just weird for Lebron to talk to himself and hang out with himself?  Is Lebron the only person in the world getting cloned or that can ever be cloned?

I should clarify, there’s only one clone of LeBron. The procedure will work, but it’s deemed too unsafe to try again. Also, he’s cloned from where he is in life right now. So I don’t think that’s the purpose. Yes, the LeBron clone would play alongside LeBron. Or, that is to say, on the same team. Maybe “Coach” Lue will have the clone spell original LeBron so that there’s always a LeBron on the floor. Stats get recorded separately, but the LeBrons are tricksters so sometimes they like to switch things around so that people don’t know which one is the original and which one is the clone. No, they cannot communicate telepathically, nor do they have any special connection. LeBron is not necessarily the only person in the world getting cloned, nor is he the only person that can ever be cloned. That said, nobody is getting cloned by this method in the recent future.
— Mikey

So, in short, no, I wouldn't clone Lebron.  Earlier in his career maybe, but the tough reality is that his best years are behind him so missing one from this point onward is impactful.  But that's not the primary factory. I wouldn't want to clone Lebron because he's already the best athlete I've ever seen, already provided me with more entertainment than perhaps any other single person, and I don't need a clone to amplify that and I don't want a clone to muddy those waters.  Also of note, who am I to make such an impactful decision for him.  That seems like something he and his family should decide.  However, being able to be in two places at once might do wonders for his acting career.